Politicians

Who is Emily and how did I get on her list? Seems like promises from politicians are a dime a dozen. I have decided to vote for the person who calls me the least. I get flyers, letters, notes and pamphlets by the pound. Somewhere a forest has been cut for this nonsense. This will go on for another whole year............A monarchy looks better and better. No elections, no promises, no lies. Maybe we could ask Queen Elizabeth if she would consider taking us under her wing. Okay, that wouldn't work. Almost scared to go to the store, there are politicians under every rug. Wish they did windows though. If I promise to vote for one of them would they do my windows?